31 8 / 2014

glitterweave:

i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this

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but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this

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and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie

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and when i need to attend an emergency kkk meeting it works too

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and i can also pretend to be the pixar lamp

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

31 8 / 2014

iheart-stonefield:

Gwen Stacy’s first & real last lines

↳ They were pretty clear that that’s what they wanted — the kind of Gwen that they wanted — at my first audition, that she was going to be his equal and that she was going to be a modern woman.” - Emma Stone

(via whowouldknowwhattocallme)

31 8 / 2014

these are actually nice

  • 1. selfie
  • 2. what would you name your future kids?
  • 3. do you miss anyone?
  • 4. what are you looking forward to?
  • 5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?
  • 6. is it hard for you to get over someone?
  • 7. what was your life like last year?
  • 8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?
  • 9. who did you last see in person?
  • 10. are you good at hiding your feelings?
  • 11. are you listening to music right now?
  • 12. what is something you want right now?
  • 13. how do you feel right now?
  • 14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?
  • 15. personality description
  • 16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn't?
  • 17. opinion on insecurities.
  • 18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?
  • 19. have you ever been to New York?
  • 20. what is your favourite song at the moment?
  • 21. age and birthday?
  • 22. description of crush.
  • 23. fear(s)
  • 24. height
  • 25. role model
  • 26. idol(s)
  • 27. things i hate
  • 28. i'll love you if...
  • 29. favourite film(s)
  • 30. favourite tv show(s)
  • 31. 3 random facts
  • 32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?
  • 33. something you want to learn
  • 34. most embarrassing moment
  • 35. favourite subject
  • 36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?
  • 37. favourite actor/actress
  • 38. favourite comedian(s)
  • 39. favourite sport(s)
  • 40. favourite memory
  • 41. relationship status
  • 42. favourite book(s)
  • 43. favourite song ever
  • 44. age you get mistaken for
  • 45. how you found out about your idol
  • 46. what my last text message says
  • 47. turn ons
  • 48. turn offs
  • 49. where i want to be right now
  • 50. favourite picture of your idol
  • 51. starsign
  • 52. something i'm talented at
  • 53. 5 things that make me happy
  • 54. something thats worrying me at the moment
  • 55. tumblr friends
  • 56. favourite food(s)
  • 57. favourite animal(s)
  • 58. description of my best friend
  • 59. why i joined tumblr
  • 60. ask me anything you want

31 8 / 2014

31 8 / 2014

"Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango."

31 8 / 2014

31 8 / 2014

"

A 14 year-old boy was recently raped at knife-point by a 20 year-old woman. When the story broke, it was primarily men who claimed he should have enjoyed it. It was feminists who validated his pain and spoke in support of him.

This is why we need feminism.

"

(via charlesneedsfeminism)

"but men get raped too-"

AND LOOK HOW YOU HANDLED THAT

(via booooost)

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

31 8 / 2014

n4ughty-y:

arabellashigh:

skanke:

acidic-child:

Holy shit

oUCH

FUCK


what I wonder now because you said the same thing after we first kissed

n4ughty-y:

arabellashigh:

skanke:

acidic-child:

Holy shit

oUCH

FUCK

what I wonder now because you said the same thing after we first kissed

(Source: uncacti, via m-addym)

31 8 / 2014

extraordinarymarielle:

jeffreydahmers-cookbook:

Aaron Paul: confused by fashion

the greatest post in internet history

"the fuck is this?? the fuck is that??"

(Source: kateoplis, via fuexx)

31 8 / 2014

allrealhousewives:

When someone says they eat anything they want and don’t gain weight…

allrealhousewives:

When someone says they eat anything they want and don’t gain weight…

(Source: prostitutionhoe, via allweathermen)

31 8 / 2014

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

(via iscreamncake)

31 8 / 2014

“I’m Elle Woods. I have a bachelor’s degree in fashion merchandising from CULA. And I was a Zeta Lambda Nu Sweetheart, president of my sorority, Delta Nu, and last year, I was Homecoming Queen.”

(via whowouldknowwhattocallme)

31 8 / 2014

ttwas:

send me things like:

  • would you rathers
  • fuck marry kills
  • top 5s
  • cool stories or facts
  • how your day was
  • describe who your crush is
  • what you want to be when you grow up
  • what you ate for dinner
  • what your favourite song/band/artist is 
  • what you’re going to be for halloween
  • what you want for christmas
  • IDK ANYTHING PLEASE LET’S TALK

(Source: bedmau5, via baemurray)